April 13, 2016
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Dodger Hoodie Give-Away Night
LA Dodger Alex Wood 0-1 (9.00)
AZ Snake Gorge De La Rosa 0-1 (12.26)
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National Anthem performed
by Haley Reinhart
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At the Dodger Express,
"No one is coming (to the stadium) tonight, it's Kobe's last game," Jose predicts.
"But some will come for the ugly sweaters we are giving away."
Jessie straight out a' Azusa with Dragon shades hollas, "I got me a ticket for the sweater, dog!"
"That sweater may look better on the ladies than the homies bro."
"Nah, I'll MAKE! it look good on me, DOG!
Bubble: The white sleeves remind me of L.A. Gear Girl styles.
I'm not down.
The Fry Guy has finally returned!
"Get a taste of the first batch," he offers.
I grab a fry (munch-munch), too much salt- PERFECT!
On the grill are Super Dogs,
We are still waiting for the warehouse boys to bring us regular Dodger Dogs.
Meanwhile, I'm getting roasted by the crew for over cooking Dogs these last few games.
Eastside Art asks Coco, "Did Tony tell you he broke his record yesterday?"
Coco asks, "When do you stop cooking the Dogs Tony?"
"More like 4th inning."
All there is to cook at the moment are Super Dogs.
"Rosa, we need to get Dodger Dogs delivered soon."
The Boss Lady gets on the telephone to inform the warehouse.
Gates open in 30 minutes so I'll make Supers in the meantime.
Damn! these Franks roasting on the grill are looking mighty tasty, everyone knows it.
I marinate with more with suds.
"That's how you do it, Tony," Jose the Hoser encourages.
Eastside pats me on the back.
"Just hang in there, just hang in there!"
Dodger Dogs are finally getting done.
"Go take a break, Tony" Jose offers. "I'll cook the rest."
"You over cooked Supers!" Maribel shouts in passing. "I told you Tony, I told you!"
"And they (taste) good too," Rosa adds, "I had one last night."
Jose shakes his head.
Rosa shakes her head.
I run to the breakroom.
"Look, the blue and white sleeved hoodies suddenly turn Dodger fans into LA Gear Girls
and the guys from InSync."
Eastside Art tells me, "You are on the grill Tony for a reason and Jose isn't."
"Yea, Hoser can't cook like I do."
"He's a streamer not a griller, holmes."
"Si quieres mas, aqui te demos," says the Lady at the soda fountain.
"You are gonna like them Dogs, they are delicious- plenty of suds in that batch."
"Nobody is here tonight!"
Jose, "Because everyone is watching Kobe."
Top of 4th,
I point out to Fry Guy, "Those girls look like LA Gear Girls, right?"
Dragon shades Jessie adds, "It's true homie, it's a trip how history repeats itself."
Holy shit, I'm getting flashbacks!
All of these ladies can pull off tonight's sweater.
But the guys, no.
Bottom of the 4th,
Adrian G smashes a homer!!
"Finally!" Maribel cheers in a complaining sort of way.
The Stadium witnesses the Jumbo Tron zoom in on a an ususpecting Clippers Fan,
the entire Stadium boos his ass.
Next, the camera zooms in on a dude with a Kobe Lakers Jersey and the Stadium erupts in a frenzy!
The Jumbo Tron can be cold blooded sometimes.
Jose has a great idea!
"Lets sell these Supers to J.C.'s stand (next door)!"
"Good call Hoser!
Bottom of the 7th,
3-1, Dodgers are up on AZ.
Let's get out of here.
"What you know about that, man?" Jesse asks.
"Kobe dropped 41 points and Lakers are down by 6 points."
Well lets get out of here and watch the last quarter!
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Dodgers take this one 3-1